My children hate me. Oh sure, they pretend to love me, kiss me goodnight and flash me that angelic grin. I know the truth. They have been plotting to slowly drive me to the edge of insanity. Sleep deprivation is what they are aiming for and I believe we are there. It makes you slow, dumb and weak. Oh we are definitely there. It's only a matter of time before they start their mind control techniques. Oh crap, I think they have started that too! In my weakened state of mind they talked me into cookies for breakfast and I willingly obliged.
My total amount of sleep for last night totals 45 Minutes and that wasn't all at once. I made the rounds between the 4 bedrooms. It went a little something like this. I woulds start to fall asleep and the baby would cry and take 15- 30 minutes to put her back to sleep. I would climb back into bed, start to fall asleep and Camden would scream bloody murder for Daddy who miraculously couldn't hear him. Reassure Camden for 5 - 10 minutes and crawl back into bed. Start to fall asleep and Ella started screaming about a bad dream. Wash, rinse and repeat or rather lay down. close eyes, and and be startled awake just as you start to drift off.
I exhausted, no wait, I'm beyond exhausted. Is there a word for that? I should really look that up, if I remember in my compromised mental state. I really am 2 seconds from sitting here silently staring and drooling, mainly because I am too tired to even swallow or blink.
Off I go to suck it up and get on with my day. I could sit around and be grumpy and tired all day but really who has time for that. So have a great day everyone while I entertain my little angels with out losing my mind or my temper.
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