Commonly heard phrases...This week

   These are some commonly heard phrases at our house as of late:

• Not in your mouth (about 50 billion times a day)
• You are not a dog, stop eating the dog food and please stop barking (believe it or not that's directed at the baby)
• Please tuck "it" down before you pee, Momma doesn't like getting sprayed.
• Stop licking the toilet, windows, mommy etc.
• You are not a teenager so quit with the attitude.
• What's that? Thanks for your boogers, that was lovely ( as I wipe snot off myself)
• Stop groping Mommy, that's Daddy's Job (usually followed with I thought daddy drove a forklift at work, NEVER MIND)
• I don't like Poop Surprises
• Hands out of your pants
• Pee first, then YouTube
• Stop sniffing that!
• You don't have boobs so you don't need a bra (Ella wants to grow up way too fast)
• Stop poking Mommy's food you have your own food to poke or maybe eat?
• Don't wipe your hands on the wall, table, dog, sister, brother etc...
• Is that poop or chocolate? Thank God its chocolate this time.
• Teeth are for food not people.
• Hands are for helping not hurting.
• Why is there water on the floor? wait, its not water *sigh* Why did you pee on the floor? (Camden's Answer: Because I wanted to.)
• Be KIND!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT VERY KIND!! (Camden then begs be happy mommy, be kind to me, smile for me)

 And that's this week's commonly heard phrases at my house, I need a vacation!!!