"MOM, Why are are you ripping my ears off?"
(I was fixing her hair, I promise)
"Don't tell me how to smile, I am sooooo unimpressed with you".
"Hmmm...How can I get into trouble?"
"Ha ha ha Suckers, I am going to strip on this stage, in a church during my parents wedding...Take that!"
"Go sit down right now and I will buy you any Lego set you want I don't care how much it costs, go sit down."
(said through gritted teeth while smiling of course)
(Trying to hold back the tears, so I didn't start a full on ugly cry)
"Bwahaha, I ruined your picture"
All photos courtesy of Mike Wood Photography