Let's start off with I love my kids dearly, fiercely, I love them with all I've got but sometimes just sometimes I don't know what to do with them...Do you think I could sell them to the zoo? They act like animals so I think it may work out. Harmony did manage to sneak a piece of dog food and growled at me when I fished it out of her mouth. See the zoo may be very interested.
Mike is working afternoons this week again. It is the absolute worst. He is gone from the house all afternoon and evening. Its brutal and makes everything a hundred times worse.
We also experienced a Winter thunderstorm, yeah, seriously what's that about? I hate thunderstorms anyway mainly because they freak me out but only big ones, so we were OK last night I didn't panic. The dog did though. I think she needs drugs or maybe I do because she gets all hysterical and whiny and I had to lock her in the garage. She woke up the baby oh about 15 times. It made me stabby but I kept my composure and didn't lose it.
Then there is Camden who at 11pm was still up chatting in his bed. Why won't he sleep? He is obviously tired. He drank his milk and we read 6 books and he is still up. Argh, I give up.
So here is a little rant (yes, I know you thought that was my rant right? WRONG!)
Dear Family:
Mike, I hate afternoon shift. I know its your work and its necessary but I hate it none the less and it makes me a
grumpy b!tch less nice person. I know you can;t fix it but just know I will likely be grumpy for half the month, every month and that's not including PMS...Rethinking our upcoming wedding now huh?
Camden go the *bleep* to sleep now...its 11 pm...as much as I love you I do not find you cute or charming tonight and your voice chattering incessantly with intermittent screams is bordering obnoxious and makes mommy want to drink hard liquor (and I don't ever drink liquor).
Harmony I understand you are obsessed with crawling everywhere but stop trying to crawl in your crib while you are half asleep. You get frustrated and so do I. Lets save the crawling for when you are awake on the floor.
Tanner, I get that you are old and slightly deaf and terrified of the storm but if you wake up the baby one more time you will have to find a new home.
Ella, you are lucky to be spending the night at Daddy's!
I really do love you all and in the morning after a nights sleep I will love you that much more. After all, things always look brighter in the morning...Probably because the sun is shining but none the less brighter. There, that is all...I feel better already.